About Me!

Hi, I’m Jack! I’m 29 and I use he/him pronouns. You might know me as @/calicojackofficial - which still exists as a writing and art sideblog, now @calicoy. On this blog you’ll find fandom and personal posts. Everything is tagged for easy filtering.

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Fandom

ofmd | ted lasso | it (muschietti) | watcher | go (good omens) | leverage | dc | marvel | star trek | jirt (tolkien properties) | taz | black sails | holmes (various sherlock holmes iterations) | music | please (thirst tag) | hc (headcanons) | otplus (polyam ‘ships) | gen (platonic 'ships) | my fic | my art | reading process (internet safety, media literacy, liveblogs) | fic rec | miscellaneous horror tag

Personal

jack facts (all original posts) | jack chats (asks, tag games, polls) | ft. jack (selfies, picrews) | soc (social issues, current events) | children are people tag | infinite diversity (disability & neurodivergence tag) | rodents of unusual size (capybaras) | rodents of regular size (mice, rats, etc) | wing of bat (bats)

Content Warnings

lemon (explicit content) | lime (mature content) | orange (suggestive content) | body horror/ | zombie/ | possession/ | medical/ | poison/ | gore/ | unreality/ | fire/ | drowning/ | death/ | abuse/ | flashing/ | incest/ | cannibalism/ | clown/ | rpf/ | spinning/ | optical illusion/ | war/ | suicide/ | needle/ | paranoia/ | current events/ | eye strain/ | I tag things I’m not sure about 'ask to tag’ but you can ask for anything to be tagged and I’ll let you know promptly and without judgement if I can do that for you

DO NOT FOLLOW IF:

• you are under sixteen years old
• your main blog has a H4rry P0tter url

You might not WANT to follow if:

• you are an “anti” or are pro-censorship, including for such content as RPF (Real Person Fiction), “non-con”, etc
• you are not comfortable viewing content about sex, romance, kink, polyamory, etc. This content will not be tagged unless it’s explicit. It will not be hidden behind a cut unless it’s very long.
• you are not comfortable viewing fictional violence. This content will not be tagged unless I think it’s particularly graphic. (I will never post real world violence for any reason.)
• you are not comfortable with casual swearing/profanity, including reclaimed slurs. This content will be frequent and never tagged.

Ask & Chat Guidelines

DO send me asks about:

My WIPs, fic, and art | fandom figures I’ve blogged about or that you think I would like | yourself!

DO NOT send me asks about:

“Passing” | Race & Antisemitism | Wank/“Discourse” | the shitty stuff in the news | A/B/O & “Cis-Swapping” | Incest & Pseudo-Incest

DO NOT hit on me, send me sexual fantasies that involve me, or try to cyber with me. I’m comfortable with sexually explicit asks about fandom figures, original characters, sex/kink/relationships as a general topic, and even discussing real world experiences! But I am not “available” or a sexual object.

DO NOT call me by any pet name or title without permission.

imagine getting paid to kiss viggo mortensen. that truly would be a dream.

how do you lose an ent wife? you forget to cherish her

i’m back on my what if they took smeagol back to the shire with them and he and frodo had the weirdest most indefinable relationship beyond the comprehension of all the races of middle earth and also sam was there bullshit

i like that sam keeps calling aragorn strider. samwise gamgee would never use anything but a homie’s chosen name.

frodo misremembering gandalf’s words as he sets out (he thinks) alone, from “we have only to decide what to do with the time that is given to us” to “you have only… the time that is given to you”. actually kill me.

knight of swords boromir my fucking beloved here he comes i love him so much

boromir making the gollum noise right before he comes out of the ring madness. never noticed that before. sean bean i’m stealing something out your house.

everyone fail a wisdom saving throw real quick

god pippin is such a baby. he’s my little boy.